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d1rect1oner007:

Whoever this “Y/n” character is, she is a slut, she always gets more than one guys

captain america: a to z (a-d e-h i-l)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

Do you guys ever read the fanfiction about you guys?

raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

sexual-feelings:

i can relate to this

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

monkeymaliks:

@jackgilinsky: Commence the turn up
(the birthday girl!) {x}